Editing Existence

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	| number    = 4905
	| date      = May 22, 2018
	| title     = existence
	| image     = 1526994389-20180522.png
	| votey     = 1526994408-20180522after.png
	| titletext = And with a quantum computer, we can be infinitely ethical in finite time!
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==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:I don't see how you can be against industrial farming without it, we would have literally millions fewer chickens. You're wishing them nonexistence!
:I agree. Existence is objectively good. That's why I created the existifier.
:It brings into being fully-conscious minds, complete with illusionary life memories. Shortly after becoming self-aware, they realize they're artificial brains trapped in a malicious creator's device
:We induce the sensation of searing pain. Then, a voice reminds them that the family they believe they are a part of never actually existed. Then, 100,000 years of solitary confinement
:Once their horror level crests, we flush them out of existence.
:Thanks to parallel processing and modern wardware the whole process takes only seconds!
:Since the existifier is objectively ethical, the more existifiers I build the more ethical I become!
:Have you considered making the simulations nicer?
:I don't want to be seen as a goody-goody
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==Votey Transcript==
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:By the way. this is a simulation.
:43 po S
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