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{{comic | number = 4574 | date = July 28, 2017 | title = ethical-consumption | image = 1501255247-20170728 (1).png | votey = 1501255259-20170728after (1).png | titletext = We'll also be eating dolphins, whales, bonobos, chimps, cephalopods, and particularly intelligent dogs. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :But why would you eat us? :Sorry, that wouldnt be ethical. :We dont believe in eating lower order animals. Cows, chicken, sheep. They arent smart enough to understand and prepare for :Why not :Eat cows or pigs? :Death. They cant be made to know that :Pain is just an :Electro-chemical :Process. :Therefore, the most ethical diet is made entirely of conscious, intelligent, sentient beings. :The fact that humans have created art, science, poetry philosophy, civilization. It all goes :To show that you :Should be eaten. :Probably grilled. :If that's the :Whoa. Whoa there, buddy. I am not conscious. I'm just a stimulus-response :Frankly, I'm offended! :Case, why dont you guys eat yourselves? :But. :Only because of a :Machine. :Deterministic process in :My non-conscious brain. :Your moral philosophy seems a bit unformed. :"sigh" can I be flash :I'm afraid my machine-like cognitive apparatus :Frozen or :Favors slow-roasting :Also, we have anti-matter bombs aimed :Fried or :Something :Else quick? :At earth :SmbC-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Or kebbs) :v :x {{comic discussion}}
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