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{{comic | number = 4167 | date = July 10, 2016 | title = eat-what-you-kill | image = 1468160117-20160710.png | votey = 1468160145-20160710after.png | titletext = Hmm, what if we paid someone to raise animals and kill them? A sort of... contract killer for cows, if you will. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} This comic features the [[Snow Kids]] not in the snow. ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :I think people should only eat meat they've killed themselves. :Sure. But see there's a problem -hunted meat costs more time and money than store-bought. :50 they become more in tune with the effects of their consumption :Habits? :So, I created this device! It's a small artificial brain that connects to dead meat. It fires a nervous system into a hunk of flesh, then briefly experiences life as a steak-with-a-brain. :I have :Ambitions! :I then switch off the artificial brain, thus technically killing the meat, which I then place on the grill. :It seems a little unethical to take a brain, bring it to life, :Then kill it :Over and over :N :Uh okay? I guess all of human reproduction is unethical to you? :Plus, if enough people use these the odds become such that any thinking brain is probably a steak-with-a-brain. If you're thinking, you're most likely a delusional piece of beef. So, were all sharing the risk equally. :I'm gonna become a vegetarian. :Nice try! I'm attaching the brain to your baked potato as we speak hahahahaha! :Smbc-comicS.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Please euthan - eyes me :of {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged robots]][[Category:Comics tagged philosophy]][[Category:Comics featuring the snow kids]]
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