Editing Duck

{{comic
	| number    = 6603
	| date      = December 6, 2022
	| title     = duck
	| image     = 1670335882-20221206.png
	| votey     = 167033596820221206after.png
	| titletext = This comic has single-handledly pushed back the age at which my kids get to read SMBC by 20 years.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
:[Autogenerated transcript]
:What are you doing with your life?! Why don't you get a real job?
:I'm writing a
:Hyperrealistic novel about a duck who
:Gains human-level intelligence.
:He tries to find love among humans, but is rejected as offputting and alien.
:His combination of lust and desire to share affection leads to a pathological obsession with giving oral sex.
:This goes on for several hundred pages as the duck spirals down and down, until one night he winds up in a hotel room with a dozen naked heroin-addled women and men lined up before him on a huge bed.
:Okay, but why?
:Vivuiu
:He calls the front desk and asks for a condom. When the porter arrives, the duck says "put it on my bill."
:Poetry. This is poetry.
:Caption: smbc-comics.com
==Votey Transcript==
:[Autogenerated transcript]


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