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 Title text: This comic has single-handledly pushed back the age at which my kids get to read SMBC by 20 years. |
Votey[edit]
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- [Autogenerated transcript]
- What are you doing with your life?! Why don't you get a real job?
- I'm writing a
- Hyperrealistic novel about a duck who
- Gains human-level intelligence.
- He tries to find love among humans, but is rejected as offputting and alien.
- His combination of lust and desire to share affection leads to a pathological obsession with giving oral sex.
- This goes on for several hundred pages as the duck spirals down and down, until one night he winds up in a hotel room with a dozen naked heroin-addled women and men lined up before him on a huge bed.
- Okay, but why?
- Vivuiu
- He calls the front desk and asks for a condom. When the porter arrives, the duck says "put it on my bill."
- Poetry. This is poetry.
- Caption: smbc-comics.com
Votey Transcript[edit]
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