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{{comic | number = 5105 | date = November 30, 2018 | title = clock-speed | image = 1543593516-20181130 (1).png | votey = 154359372320181130after.png | titletext = It's too bad cyborg technology hasn't gotten beyond fork-shaped hands, though. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Thanks to cybernetic enhancement, my brain has ten million times the normal human clock speed! :Where a normal human can only second-guess their life choices, I can third-guess, I can fourth-guess, I can fifth-guess and more! :Wow! :I can even experience meta-remorse, such as eighth-guessing my decision to third-guess my twelfth-guess/ or selectively fifth-guessing all of my second-guesses! :In the time I've been speaking to you, I've already considered and lamented all of my life choices seventeen times! :I'd imagined you would use your advanced brain for, like, mathematical theorems or poetry or something. Not regrets and self-analysis. :I'm not a robot. I'm a faster human. What do you do with 95% of your brainpower? :You're right god, I feel so stupid now. :I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to be harsh! :So stupid! Stupid stupid stupid! :( :smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :With my quantum processor, I can experience exponential forms of remorse in polynomial time! {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged mathematics]][[Category:Comics tagged science]]
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