Editing A-solution-for-social-media

{{comic
	| number    = 4073
	| date      = April 7, 2016
	| title     = a-solution-for-social-media
	| image     = 1460037951-20160407.png
	| votey     = 1460037951-20160407after.png
	| titletext = Suckbook will not use your personal information for any reason, because if we even read it, we'd cringe so hard that we'd have nerve damage.
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==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:To report success than failore this gives osers the impression that they suck, harming their experience
:A startup stepped into the void we call suck8ook
:All are welcome but people who suck will receive cash payment whenever they post.
:The online ecosystem changed over night knowing that other people's lives are filled with failure and misery makes my whole day feel like sunshine
:Guckbook was able to hire vast numbers of hard- to- -employ workers service sector employment among dipshits increased a staggering 92% this quarter.
:New form of celebrity arose today my pet guinea pig died of shame after reading poem wrote for this girl who keeps rejecting me because I emit an irritating buzz whenever im aroused
:Im prepared
:Signing bonus
:8222
:Became snake eating its own tail
:The people who sock most are becoming rich and famous
:Weve reached peak suck
:But,a strange cycle emerged
:Everyone on suck8ook is getting hoge payouts but me which means I suck most!
:As the cycle sped up an unexpected form of utopia emerged
:If you consider an individual over given day everyone has the same wealth and status ano everyone depends on everyone else we are one
:Utopia foundered against efficiency. Just received payment for 100 million dollars?/ need to lower mv social status as fast as possible better spend it all on branding endangered condors with sexist phrases.
:Wealth, leisure, and equality grew in proportion with hatred
:The solution was obvious
:We've created robots who live in constant misery we gave them hoge brains so that they really feel the hopelessness
:Results were mixed
:Homan oppressors: You are subdued please proceeo to the nearest human- smasher along an efficient route
:We sought compromise spare homanity/
:Why?
:That is such ggtcha question
:The robots let us uve, as long as we agreed to perpetual surveillance.
:It's nice to feel useful just watching normal human lives for moment makes my whole day feel like sunshine
:Smbc
==Votey Transcript==
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:Epilogue Suckbook later changed its name to "twitter"
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