Editing A-reason

{{comic
	| number    = 4534
	| date      = June 21, 2017
	| title     = a-reason
	| image     = 1498057367-soonish9.png
	| votey     = 1497993342-soonish9after.png
	| titletext = And the further back in time we go, the shittier it gets!
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:God, does every-thing happen for a reason?
:So... my divorce
:Because you developed gray chin hairs, which reminded her of a hated uncle. All the fighting the defensiveness. Ultimately the infidelity burst from that little spark, though neither of you could have realized it.
:Yes. Ashitty, shitty reason.
:And how my
:A single point mutation in a single sperms dna caused by astray ion emitted by some banana pudding you ate on the day he was concened.
:Son hates me?
:And my parents' car wreck.
:Faulty wiring because a factory worker got his hand stuck in a pickle jar at the worst possible moment.
:So, the reason my parents are
:You can't get a pickle out of the jar while holding it.
:You know you could run this whole system alot better!
:Dead is that
:Whoa, hen!
:Who told you I was in charge?
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==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Fuck it. I'm gonna start drinking again.
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