Editing A-proposal-3

{{comic
	| number    = 4427
	| date      = March 18, 2017
	| title     = a-proposal-3
	| image     = 1490632589-20170318.png
	| votey     = 1489841499-20170318after.png
	| titletext = The other problem is that Bob would be vaporized, but he's not that interesting anyway.
}}
==Explanation==
{{incomplete}}
==Transcript==
{{Computertranscript}}
:[Describe panel here]
:The most common factor that prevents human happiness during dates is the intrusion of awkward silences
:98% of awkward silence is caused by the fact that we are
:All boring hairless apes with
:Nothing interesting to relate.
:How else do you explain how two people who've never met cant find anything to say during a date, despite decades of experiences?
:We might be able to fix this by just accepting the peace of silence amidst a world of gab, or we could use physics.
:I am attempting to gather funding for a new device
:Consider alice and bob. Bob is about
:To finish a boring anecdote about
:A sinus infection, and then the conversation will have no way
:The relativistic de-awkwardizer
:To move forward.
:think vulnerable to nasalinfection than average however.
:Before he finishes speaking bob is shunted into an
:N the tube, bob approaches light speed, experiencing far ess time than alice
:Acceleration tube."
:The level of
:was
:Bob is kept at high speed
:Bob is decelerated and returned to the
:Until alice comes up with the next topic of conversation
:Conversation where, from his perspective, he has just finished his awful, meandering story at a normal pace.
:cleared twe weeks lates, so yeah.
:I enjoy various kinds of music
:various kinds of music.
:The only potential down side, if you can call it that, is that boring people will probably be dead or quite old before the conversation ends.
:Given that the relativistic
:De-awkwardizer would most directly benefit the people most knowledgeable about physics, we expect completion within one year of funding with the lone snag being that itd require
:turned out GTA
:Most energy in the universe.
:This is not ademonstration
:I'm just staying
:Here until you leave!
==Votey Transcript==
{{Computertranscript}}
:[Describe panel here]
:Insohappy in here
{{comic discussion}}
[[Category:Comics tagged science]]