Editing 2014-12-17

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	| number    = 3576
	| date      = December 17, 2014
	| title     = 2014-12-17
	| image     = 20141217.png
	| votey     = 20141217after.png
	| titletext = 2014-12-17
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:In the future, you can auto-tone the content of your conversation to sound smarter
:I once found a) marble in my ear
:Ezra pound had a marvelous
:Career
:Processing
:At first, people didn't like it.
:Of course, as
:Stop that: David hume saii know for a fact that you are barely literate.
:But eventually culture made it mandatory.
:I loathe conversing with untuned individuals. I feel like socrates in the lyceun
:Okay! Fine!Iil buy the damn thing!
:As the machines improved, it became less and less
:Necessary for homans to use language.
:True wit is nature
:To advantage dress'd what oft was thought
:But ne'er so well express'o
:Over evolutionary time, language was lost.
:Good day, sir.
:And to you, madame.
:The auto-tuners began to transmit information
:That was more interesting to them.
:Did you know rna99x3\ is on ooa-axl?
:I will
:Inform
:10x9102
:4.
:Homans are now just cheap information-transfer
:Systems for robotic minds.
:It's not important. Send via
:Earth is now a single mechanical brain, run internally by human "cells."
:Which, for a megamind, is a pretty raw deal.
:Doc, I have a pain down here.
:T'm sorry. It appears your douchebag cells are uncontrollably reproducing.
:smbc-cOmics.COm
==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:I prescribe one gamma ray burst.
:)
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