Editing 2014-04-03

{{comic
	| number    = 3316
	| date      = April 3, 2014
	| title     = 2014-04-03
	| image     = 20140403.png
	| votey     = 20140403after.gif
	| titletext = 2014-04-03
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Created the vetuscope, a device for talking to the past.
:Thought it'd sell well as a way to talk relatives
:To
:Behold! Your great great great great great great great great grandfather!
:But that turns out to not be so appealing.
:So, what are you into?
:Horses
:Me too also, jew. Killing
:But this presented a new possibility
:Beholo? The selp esteem machine think you're not as good as you could 86? Try comparing yourself to people from centuries past!
:I had many buyers
:T worry I'm little racist
:Againgt which raceg? The coward races or the idiot races, the soulless racee or white people?
:Many buvers with many reasong
:Can't afford trip to japan
:My family's continued survival depende on one acre potato farm that I don't own
:Feel much better
:The people of the past became resentful
:Hey great great great great grandpa watch how gorge on thege plentiful inexpengive calories!
:Watch how decide to never reproduce
:As the pre ve tuccope people rebelled against the pogt-vetuscop6 one by one, we begant to disappear into never existedness
:World opulation
:Time
:The only people who escaped never existence were the of wimps thig had a profound genet ric effect.
:Total wussbags
:Time
:This led to peace earth. Of a sort
:M mister president? Ah, I hate picking up the kremlin is the phone. Too socially calling awkward
:Which created anew problem
:Pre -vetuscopites! Hear me/ the post vetuscopites are wimps: Let's manipulate them into building time machines to bring us forward, where iwe will rule them
:The world is now largely a popui lation of scared confused people ruled by atavistio sociopathe with no sense of history ethics, science, beauty or truth.
:But then. You already knew that
:It's not torture if we pay other people to do it for us!
==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Short jokes!
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