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{{comic | number = 2729 | date = September 9, 2012 | title = 2012-09-09 | image = 20120909.gif | votey = 20120909after.gif | titletext = 2012-09-09 }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Hey kids! :Welcome to college :I want to make something perfectly :Orientation. :Clear: You may think you're here to learn. Wrong :You are here to do whatever for 3-5 years in order to get a piece of paper that is essentially a claim check for ao% more lifetime earnings. Meanwhile, enjoy these free novelty school spirit hats :What if we want to learn things? :By all means feel free. But, for those who don't we've invented a bunch of things to do while you wait. :Pride :You can take classes in literary theory, business manag-ement, or pretty much anything that starts with "creative ends with "studies" or has "for" in the middle :Or just do the old-fashioned thing and take a massively grade inflated course in law civics, or science. :Isn't college supposed to be about education? :Yeah. Right. In the age of free information, you need to pay a small fortune.. To live in a dormitory, :Surrounded by drunk :Teenagers. So you can get educated :Ux pride :Well. If college is really so pointless, maybe I'll just go :Straight to :The private :Sector! :The easier college gets, the dumber you look for not :Having a dec-ree :Ux pride :Caption: Can I have one of those foam hats? :Of course! Your scholarship already paid us for it. ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :What're you drawing? :A back to school comic. :b {{comic discussion}}
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