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{{comic | number = 2618 | date = May 22, 2012 | title = 2012-05-22 | image = 20120522.gif | votey = 20120522after.gif | titletext = 2012-05-22 }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :I hacked for 40 days, and I hacked for 40 nights. I hacked within the darkness, and I hacked within the lights. :D :D :I hacked and I discovered machines I hadn't sought. A database of numbers I remembered being taught. :I couldn't place the lesson or its meaning or import, but knew they were important so I changed them just for sport. :The walls began to tremble, and the ground began to rumble. The ceiling ripped apart and to the sky began to tumble. :I clung to my computer, but my arms began to rot. The screen began to flicker, and the processor grew hot. :I flew toward the sky as the sun grew large and red. I feared that I would die :and then the screen went black and dead. :I hit it with my fist (which grew larger by the second). The fan began to whirl, and a command line calmly beckoned. :I changed the numbers back To what they were... as I recalled. My upward movement slowed And the cataclysm stalled. :I fell into my seat, And watched the sun begin to shrink until the ceiling landed, at which point I stopped to think. :I must've hacked the universe :In servers seldom seen. I gazed around the mess and mused "I hacked the truth machine." :I went outside and whistled, so I wouldn't seem suspicious. For the damage to reality was vast, but not malicious :My neighbors ran toward me Shouting "Armageddon! Halt!" I shrugged my shoulders calmly saying, "Well, it's not my fault!" :I won't be going back to that Transmundane DNS, though I hope that someone will someday, someday, yes I confess. :I hope when humans are more wise, When humans are more worthy, They'll say "she hacked the truth machine, Prematurely." :Welcome back. ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :01/8=1145 12000 01/8 a lims azvad tos< 01/l = lihs lzvod {{comic discussion}}
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