Editing 2012-03-29

{{comic
	| number    = 2564
	| date      = March 29, 2012
	| title     = 2012-03-29
	| image     = 20120329.gif
	| votey     = 20120329after.gif
	| titletext = 2012-03-29
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Breaking up awkward.
:We need to
:About how we're so in love it defies language?!
:Talk.
:So, we created a service that simplified things.
:Press up to increase relationship satisfaction by one paint.
:Press down to decrease It's simple as pie!
:Of course, there was a bit more to it.
:This is a simple graph of your relationship satisfaction. We simply ask our algorithm if
:S(x)+
:v2.1[xiffss
:The algorithm wasn't complex because it needed to be. It was complex so you could shift blame
:I'm sorry. I'd loooove to be with you forever, but the graph says it's not working out.
:Then stop
:Clicking the
:Button.
:It's not that easy?
:It worked so well, we realized it could be extended in all sorts of directions.
:Darn! Looks like you're
:Shucks! Looks like we're disowning you.
:Aw, man/looks
:Like we have
:Fired./
:To stop having
:sex.
:The net effect was a vast improvement in human relations.
:I love how we can just be honest with each other now that we don't have to look each other in the eye to do it!
:Well until the hackers lame
:We're still together? But I'm a shallow net attractive actor in film based on your favorite science fiction book! I could have any woman./
:Weird right?
==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Graph says take off your clothes.
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