Editing 2012-03-15

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	| number    = 2550
	| date      = March 15, 2012
	| title     = 2012-03-15
	| image     = 20120315.gif
	| votey     = 20120315after.gif
	| titletext = 2012-03-15
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:By 2100, it is certain we have the solar system to
:We have explored
:Every planet, moon,
:And asteroid, and we find no signs of
:Extraterrestrial
:Intelligence.
:By 2300, it is certain we have the galaxy to ourselves.
:We have found no
:Intelligent signals
:Anywhere in local
:Spacetime that are
:Non-human in
:Origin.
:By 3000, it is certain we have the universe to ourselves.
:If any foreign mind's
:Signal exists in spacetime, it exists outside our
:Visible cosmos.
:Being the only conscious entities in spacetime, we took up the responsibility with the solemnity it deserved.
:It is therefore our
:Duty to spread life to
:As many places in the
:Universe with as much
:Peace as possible.
:Just kidding. We all did what you do when you have the house to yourself.
:Mr. President- may I have the day off to masturbate and eat
:An entire pie?
:Can't talk! Too busy mastur-bating and eating an entire
::
:Pie.
==Votey Transcript==
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:Tell the joint chiefs to watch out the window just in case.
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