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{{comic | number = 2362 | date = September 8, 2011 | title = 2011-09-08 | image = 20110908.gif | votey = 20110908after.gif | titletext = 2011-09-08 }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :We programmed a program program new programs. :The machine did the coding, but we still spot- checked it and fixed issues :Ha. Half this program is just gibberish/whole sections do nothing :Over time we noticed a strange phenomenon :It's weird. The smarter we make the program, the larger the percentage of its code is gibberish we call it "uunk code." :The junk code became so ubiquitous, we hadto spend most of our time just cleaning it up. :Did you have a sec to check the functional parts? :No. Here's hoping it works :Not only did it work, it workeo better. Then it dawned onus :Oh my god the robots are told to make the highest quality code. So... they routed around humans :The junk code :Is busywork to keep us from mucking around in the :Functional :Part :We decided to hide the truth. :We can't tell the programmers it'd destroy their psyches if they found out human programming is just... human day care :Humans haven't programmed anything in decades. All the languages and ideas and jargon are just toys in the robots sandbox the real programming happens at a lower level, but none of the programmers know it :Weird. This subroutine works now, but swear I didn't change a thing :Nowadays, we're just part of the junk code don't believe me? Go ahead- compare programmer speak to gibberish- generating spambots. Can you tell the difference? :I use pylibmc to talk to memcached from django. :Pfft! Ruby, man ruby! ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :The comic is a lie. {{comic discussion}}
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