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==Transcript== {{computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Good morning, wife. I'm delighted to announce the selection of my vice-husband. :In the event of my death or resignation as your life-partner, dave is ready to step into the role of husband on day one. :What? :But- :Dave is part of a balanced marital ticket. :Whereas I hold extreme positions on issues like vacation preferences and shaving frequency, dave is a solidly average soulmate. :His views are in line with survey data on wife preferences, and he has a soothing regional accent. :God I hate how we all get weird around election season. :I will not be a husband for left or right, but for all wife! :Nice ta meetcha, ma'am. :putreon.com/ZachWeinersmith :Caption: smbc - comics.com
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