Editing Vice (section)

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:Good morning, wife. I'm delighted to announce the selection of my vice-husband.
:In the event of my death or resignation as your life-partner, dave is ready to step into the role of husband on day one.
:What?
:But-
:Dave is part of a balanced marital ticket.
:Whereas I hold extreme positions on issues like vacation preferences and shaving frequency, dave is a solidly average soulmate.
:His views are in line with survey data on wife preferences, and he has a soothing regional accent.
:God I hate how we all get weird around election season.
:I will not be a husband for left or right, but for all wife!
:Nice ta meetcha, ma'am.
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:Caption: smbc - comics.com