Editing Thank-you-for-the-sex (section)

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:[Describe panel here]
:A guide to writing a thankyou card for sex
:Part 1: Introduction.
:Ex: -dear spouse, -dearest significant other, -fellow human,
:Part 2: Describe what you are thankful for.
:Ex: -i wish to express my earnest appreciation for the erotic interaction we shared. -i was profoundly moved by your stimulation of various glands and/or organs. -wow. What a sex.
:Part 3: Take care to reference the time and/or location to make the card more personal.
:Ex: -i appreciated minutes 2, 4, and 8-10 of the sex we had. -i wish to express my gratitude for the various interactions we shared between 11:03 and 11:07 pm of november a7th while waiting for your download to complete. -the ever-increasing length of sitcom commercials has meant a great deal
:To my sex life.
:Part 4: Apologize for any ways in which you were deficient.
:Ex: -in retrospect, I should have answered that text in a more subtle manner. -as I explained through the bathroom door, I am terrible with names. -i recognize now that "the helicopter'
:Provides no motive force.
:Part 5: Compliment their efforts.
:Ex: -your actions and physical form were
:Entirely satisfactory. -your buttocks continue to be a source of inspiration.
:-the diligence with which you pursued
:Your own orgasm reminded one of the patience and determination of a skilled foxhunter.
:Part 6: Describe how the experience will
:Be useful for future endeavors.
:Ex: Each such encounter helps prepare me for similar future engagements. -i now have a fuller sense of my deficiencies. -although I now feel I have no home, I also feel I have no fear. I sail for arabia at first light.
:Part 7: Valediction.
:Ex:
:-with deep gratitude. -with lust tempered by remorse.
:-we were wrong. Terribly wrong.
:We owe it to future generations to explain why.
:Caption: smbc-comics.com