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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Hell wally :I I like the damn beige cubicles and the fluorescent :Like it here :Goddammit wally, I love my job and it's the saddest thing I can imagine :I like it. :Hm? :Lights :This! All this! The wires, and the screens, the parking lot! It's a :Dilbert, I. :Why cant I hold on to a girlfriend? I'm well off stable not unattractive why then? Because I love work more! :Gigantic mechanical mammon, devouring the best years of my life one day at atime wally! :I. :Why don't I leave? If feel anything less than adoration for this work why havent I quit? I'm an engineer wally our unemployment rate is negative :I always thought it was them who kept me here/ I told myself I wanted to leave but look at me! I'm happy! I smile every day when I come here ha? :08 :Every day, I'm told to obey some idiot manager, and I search the armory of my soul and find not one rebellious sword drawn from :For years I thought I hated my job! There would've been dignity in that. :To beat against these corporate manacles :Its scabbard! :By god wally that would've been manhood! :You know i :But look here! :Actually take pride in it? I feel more for this plastic bauble than an hour of triumph or week of fucking :Every meaningful urge that time and struggle has gifted to homo sapiens is dead me! Drowned in a bathtub of mediocrity! And I cant even muster the damned decency to hate it! :Look at this employee of the week :Trophy! :Wally by god :Dilbert! Stop it! Youre hurting him :Jesus take the day off. Get some rest hell man. Call me before you :Come in :Later. :I keep trying feel angry dogbert. I just cant :Why do I expect you to talk? You're just a damn dog :I ought to kick you you're better than me :You were kicked, youd be mad :Im sorry dogbert :Im sorry!
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