Editing Protagonist (section)

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:I've been way less depressed since I decided to pretend I'm the protagonist in a movie.
:It makes all of my experiences so much more dramatic. And it makes me a much better person.
:Like, normally on our anniversary I'd just get some flowers and we'd get dinner and so on.
:But, since I now imagine millions of judgmental people watching I plan ahead and take you to photogenic natural vistas, to watch the sunset and gently stroke your hair.
:I thought you liked that stuff.
:No. No, no, no. Hiking sucks and your hair is full of tangles.
:So, none of this is real
:Of course not/but, I'm gonna do it for the rest of our lives, growing ever more loving under this maginary supervision, until I totally nail my death scene at the end.
:Is it really a lie if you never stop telling it?
:Well anyway, what's not to enjoy?
:The thing where you look away and give a thumbs up whenever we have sex is pretty annoying
:Yes.
:No system is perfect.
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