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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Capanded, so did the numbek :Of potential mates per person. :You're lucky when I was a little girl, there were only three human males. Now there are seven! That's why kids can't focus nowadays :But, most of those mates were inaccessible. :I am not going to travel forty miles and learn a new dialect just so I can be with a person who understands my innermost self! :Later, travel became cheap translation software was perfected, and dating software was optimized what estimated relationship about length is 5,a82 years. Her? If extreme longevity is discovered, it won't work out. :Sarah :People made ever more specific demands. :The sex was incredible, and I coulo spend a lifetime just talking to you. But I want a guy who parts his hair on the other side, :I could do that :I mean :Without me asking :Since the algorithm favoreo assortative mating, couples tended to be genetically similar. :'ve always wanted to meet someone else with four legs and severe hirsutism. :M6 too. :Most homans couldnt find the perfect mate. But those who did felt a profound drge to procreate. :There should be :More of :This :In time, humanity sput into few dozen species. :I think we should call it :Software-induced speciation. :That's just the sort of stupid notion I'd expect from a descendant of joe and sally :Each uneage was so genetically homogenous it was extremely vulnerable to biological warfare. Once this was realized, armagedoon was inevitable, :In today's news, all progeny of umberto and frank will be dead soon. Myself included! :Interestingly, well all have exactly the same symptoms. Wow! :When civilization fell apart, the only survivors were people who were okay :Mating across species lines. :Hey baby :Nice cloaca :100, 000 years later, you were watching porno on the internet. And, well now you know why you feel the way you do post orgasm. :Why didn't my disgust reflex prevent this browser history? :smbc-comics.com
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