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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :I :Call to order this colloquium of patriarchs. We come together to agree on the optimal mispronunciation of a new cartoon show called "shimmer and shine. :Brother johansen. Report :Drat. Have we had any alternative approaches yes, brother ng :Shimmer and swine" has failed to generate the desired response. I suspect "swine" is too obscure for the show's target age group. :I attempted the phrase shimmer and shite" but powerful non-child :Damn :That's what I said, but it just made her angrier. :Forces within the household rejected it. :A :If I may. :Shimmer and slime," while admittedly requiring the change of two consonants, nevertheless resulted in both comprehension and irritation on the part of 7 unrelated girls at a recent slumber party :Brother pyle :I ask unanimous consent to impose the slime variant on all children of the neighborhood :All in favor, raise an overpriced craft beer you have hidden from your family :Later. :All hail the dark :More like shimmer and slime! :Brotherhood! :What :Dad! Stop: Stop it! :Nothing nothing. :smbc-comics.com
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