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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees! :Specifically pines. I lobby for these :They d like if you d break every maple and oak And the beeches and birches should also be broke. :The pines are too fine to confine to line Along ridges and rills. The whole woods would be fine! :Let's topple the poplars, Let's split every spruce. They're a blight to the sight, So, let lumberjacks loose! :I've listed a lot on my little white list Look, the chestnuts are gone and they aren't even missed! :Exterminate: -Oak Elm - Hickory :And after that logging there's lots left to do! The softwoods and saplings and shrubs should die too! :'ll :I speak for the trees and made em an oath To acidify soil and discourage new growth! :I think I like the original version better :Shhh. The the lorax is about to become head of a regulatory agency :Caption: smbc-comics.com
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