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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :We made an important technical discovery :According to this, if we sacrifice the blood of two he-goats, we can get stuff from satan! :How much :Stuff? :A :Series of experiments was performed :Based on our analysis of various sacrifices, the blood-to-commooity exchange rate is roughly $666 per liter :Infernomics :The process was industrialized :This factory can process 3,000 liters of hgb per hour which is enough to supply the entire tri-state area with organic fruit snacks :Cost-savings were discovered :It's nearly bio-equivalent synthetic blood the hideous master of the lake of fire accepts it at a rate of $500 per liter. :Soon, all manufacturing was re-tooled :It's nice to see good :Union jobs coming :Fok :Back to america :But, an ominous trend was discovered :Return-on-sacrifice per uter hgb is falling in ratio with supply :Is hell subject to market forces? :I mean, it is :Hell :The lood-bubble burst. Ten bucks per gallon?! Steve! Get me satan on the ouija board! He does not want to mess with wall street! :A competing supplier was found :My workforce of 20,000 will all worship the "one true god') in exchange for 100,000 bags of fritostm per day :I'm not sure :You're going into :This with the :Right spirit :They turned out to be unreliable :Your reward :Shall be tranquiuty and ure everlasting :What do you :Not understand about the word `fitostm." :Fortunately, we found a workaround :We found a small autocratic nation whose workforce is slightly cheaper than bathing the damned in a neverending unholy baptism. :Let's do them a favor and build a factory! :smbc-comics.com
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