Editing Gar (section)

==Transcript==
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:Welcome! Looks like you're going to one sec... ah.
:Hell.
:What?! I obeyed all the rules! I kept the sabbath, never killed anyone, never performed any erotic activities vis-a-vis the anus!
:I wanted to stuff butts and be stuffed in turn, but I didn't because I wanted to bask in the eternal light of the lord!
:That's the old rule-based system. It was good enough but we've done much better recruiting since we switched to a sabermetrics approach.
:You're good on the usual criteria, but when we compare you to a standard reference man and plot the rest of history it turns out we'd be better off without you. Your "goodness above replacement score is negative.
:Wait, god is an applied mathematician?
:Yes, that's why the universe works but the details don't make any sense.