Gar

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Title text: The nice thing about this approach is that you just need to look up the standard reference human and decide if you're better or worse.

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Transcript

[Autogenerated transcript]

Welcome! Looks like you're going to one sec... ah.

Hell.

What?! I obeyed all the rules! I kept the sabbath, never killed anyone, never performed any erotic activities vis-a-vis the anus!

I wanted to stuff butts and be stuffed in turn, but I didn't because I wanted to bask in the eternal light of the lord!

That's the old rule-based system. It was good enough but we've done much better recruiting since we switched to a sabermetrics approach.

You're good on the usual criteria, but when we compare you to a standard reference man and plot the rest of history it turns out we'd be better off without you. Your "goodness above replacement score is negative.

Wait, god is an applied mathematician?

Yes, that's why the universe works but the details don't make any sense.

Votey Transcript

[Autogenerated transcript]

(oh god, do we need "standard reference human" shirts?

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