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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Alter emotional states :Ow crud sorry did I say your conversation was fascinating? I must've left this thing on :The results were fantastic :You're going to have triplets! :Hooray! :The nation's technocrats immediately recognized the opportunity to improve society if we can wirelessly hack brains, we can decide what political speech people enjoy :If the founders didn't want us to do this they would have said something :Social cohesion improved. :Did you hear the senator talk today? :If I knew the names of any great orators, id compare him to them :But the result was a sort of 'absthetic hazard :Madame president you spent 30 minutes of your state of the union address talking about your world of warcraft character 20 minutes describing a oream where you were cow, and 4 minutes on energy policy :And people loved, it. :As brain: Manipulation improved, rhetoric devolveo. :Long story short, we got the ring back but that dog's ands was never the same there's probably a metaphor for life there. Anyway congratulations to you, harvard class of 2056. :And devolved. :Wiener wiener wiener. Wiener wiener wiener see. It sounds less like a word every time I say it. :And devolved. :I have huge hands look at these whoa :As candidates became impossible to differentiate parties oriented entirely around emotion hacking :Let's elevate excitement as we gear up for war, then loyalty after, then, if things go on too long. Punch in xenophobia :Shit the opposition is ddosing :Shut it down! Shut it down! :The implants were not designed to handle the sheer quantity of processing :Your brain thing just exploded. :Sofree I feel :In the brief moment of lucidity that followed, emotion- hacking was banned :Let os lock arms and agree that never again shall we violate that specific form of privacy! :Fortunately we discovered a way to hack brains without computers at :Hidden evil forces are everywhere, and I'm the onlyone who caw stop them! :Wooh!
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