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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :My god, it worked! I've awakened in the future after cryogenic freezing! :Look! His eyes are open! :Thus, across space and time, we reach out to an ancient cosmos! :Yo. :Tell us of your great artists! :These aren't artists they're all porn stars. :Uh. Like., which in particular? :I mean. I guess. From the look of things. From looking only just now. :Yes! We have used ancient 'videos" and emotion-scanning algorithms to determine their exact mental states during their erotic orchestrations. :They are the great geniuses of homanity's first three millennia. :What about the musicians and painters and poets and whatever? :Oh, them. They're fine but honestly how much depth can you get from ink on dead trees or vibrations in :Cat-gut? :Your "porn stars" chose as their instruments the entire human mindi :They had the misfortune to live when those sensations could not be shared. But, we have reconstructed them, and they are sublime beyond all imagining. :Well. It turns out I'm an expert in ancient art. :Huh. :But tell me of your world have you solved hunger? :We're actually in the midst of a serious kleenex shortage. :Disease? Scarcity? :smbc-comics.com
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