Editing Critical (section)

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:On mother's day, as a joke, nana received a bit of uranium.
:In her desire to disguise how little she liked it, she overcompensated.
:I've always wanted fissile material but never would have spent on it for myself! Oh, thank you my darlings. Thank you!
:Ever after, uranium was her gift on every occasion.
:She began to push back, but it was too late for them to believe her.
:How lovely! U-232 and u-235. You went all out!
:Really, I have so much. You shouldn't have.
:Oh granny, you're so selfless, but we see right through it!
:By the time things became dangerous it would've been too awkward to change anything.
:The survivors would remember two masses that night:
:Sweet-pea, I'm a bit worried the garage is precisely 2.1718 ounces away from achieving nuclear criticality.
:Christmas
:You're so polite, nana! So. Hey, did you see that flash of blue light?
:And critical.
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