Editing Coffee (section)

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:I am totally addicted to coffee!
:Coffee is only mildly wabit-forming. It wouldn't produce the effect you're experiencing right now.
:No you
:Aren't.
:The truth is I've been replacing your morning coffee with a mixture of nicotine, oxycodone, midazolam, cocaine, and yes, a generous shot of espresso
:You're so addicted you haven't noticed that your cup is filled with a gritty gray chemical slurry.
:Well, I'll be damned.
:Why do it, you ask2 because I'm tired of your little witticisms about how "i can't function without coffee" and how you're just not human till you have your coffee."
:Cheryl, it is so cliche.
:And now? Now, you inhabit the cliche! You literally cannot function without your "coffee,
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:I won't drink it! I won't! I...
:Spiders are everywhere! Everywhere until I've had my morning coffee!
:See, that's way more original!
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