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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :- mww whe madc. 90% of elite engineers were observed disassembling and reassembling clocks as children. :Huh :The media was notified. :NewsNet :Millions of children are underclocked crisis :It's not a coisig" gayg :5.7 :New program was instituted. :The updated achievement test will contain a clock assembly portion. Teachers of students who fail to assemble clocks properly will be punished. :Fter brief resistance school employees got out of the way of progress. :We cancelled art class to focus on... the details of clock repair :It's nice to hear that you finally care about your students. :As the phenomenon internationalized xenophobia became the primary driver of education spending japanese children are breaking and reassembling clocks 13% better than our children. How did we let this come to pass?? :War is pouitics by other means. Once education is politics. It must have soldiers by other means :I just don't see why a kindergartener needs hours a day :Chinese missiles can reach washington in a.7 minutes, ma'am connect the dots :Of clock homework. :In time, more scientific details emerged :It was reverse causality future engineers like clocks as kids. Not the other way around :Huh :But, by then, the train had left the station :The program is actually creating fewer engineers than before/ :50. You're :Saying we need :More clock. :Gcience is dead. Engineering is static. The humanities are unknown. All is clock. :Going by our clock-based metric, everything is great? :According to the big clock, we clocked so much clock that were off the clock/ :Clock yeah! :smbc-comics. com
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