Editing Christ (section)

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:Dear jesus, please help me.
:Oh... wow. Jeez, you know I'd be willing to wait for jesus.
:Hey, sorry, jesus is doing volunteer work for an ngo in africa. This is regular god.
:Nah, igot this.
:You're not sure how you'll make ends meet this month. No prob. I have a solution:
:But
:The sea rises in red foam and consumes all who increased the local cost of living!
:Rivers of blood
:Please that's not necessa
:Okay all set please stop helping
:And your office is firing you. Well, let them all become salt! Salt more bitter than the tears their sons and daughters shall weep!
:I see you are sad because your children do not respect you. They have been cast into the void, replaced by obedient god-fearing children!
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:Whew! Okay, I'm gonna take a break. If you need help, ping buddha.
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:Dear buddha, can you undo all of the stuff that god:
:The fault is with you for desiring your kids to be alive.
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