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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :I know you don't want a chaperone for your date tonight, so I've found a compromise. :Instead of going myself, I'm sending this inoccuous swarm of quadcopters. :Although they will record your conversations, your :I will only get metadata, and the ability to perform keyword searches. :Ambient conditions, and a variety of biostatistics, I will not be allowed :Direct access to :That information. :as :That information will be analyzed by a third party service in order to determine whether "she's growing up too fast," and, if so, the likelihood of :And suppose :The likelihood appears high? :The swarm will emit this boner-melting :An unwanted pregnancy. :Hologram of :A shaved :Orangutan. :How did society :But I'm letting you wear whatever :Simuctaneously get :More permissive and :You like! :More oppressive. :smbc-comics.com
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