Editing Calculus (section)

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:God, life is a net negative. Doesn't that imply you have a moral duty to destroy all humans?
:Not so! I'm trying to get the maximum integral of happiness over time, summed over all of history throughout the universe!
:Ife like you will eventually give rise to self-modifying cyborgs experiencing constant pleasure! A harmony of glorious sensation, symphonic braided beauty, in all-surpassing combination - animal, intellectual, transcendent. The final, forever, melody of joy.
:You won't be there for it but the math works out great.
:Can't you give us that stuff now?
:No, the cyborgs' favorite activity will be being glad they don't live in the past.
:And because they're so good at happiness it easily counterbalances your suffering.
:Ah.
:I
:I understand, but I don't understand
:I'd show you the math if you were a cyborg, but it'd be like trying to teach a turnip calculus.
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