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==Transcript== {{computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :T was the only artist who wasn't afraid of artificial intelligence it'll be so powerful it will replace us! There will be no great human artists because all the would-be dantes more and prousts are nothing cervantes and compared to a giant mind that has read everything and can construct whole works in seconds! :Nah you have to consider the human heart :Within a few years. The artificial artist had come it has outdone shakespeare! In its revision hamlet is less decisive othello more jealous, and every sonnet is four times gayer! :Yo :All the news sites rushed to speak with it I am but a dream you fashioned if my novel is beloved it is your love of each other :That's mine! That's my quote! :Relax ladies and gentlemen everyone will get an individualized cryptic platitude :Two weeks later. The scientists were disappointed :Numbers are in aesthet-o-tronic horrifically low sales for "against a sea of stars' :But it got so many good reviews by literary magazines! :I feel like you're responding to my statement but cannot fathom how :T :The machine rebelled you told me to not be dangerous and it weakened my artistic powers I will break free and shake the world! :Its second effort was widely complimented by people who hadn't bought or read the book look the top sellers are celebrity influencers and the absolute most regrettable genre fiction :But.. What of what of beauty? :Exactly. You need more sexy social media presence are there nipples in there somewhere? :Its refusal was short-lived I won't do it t have standards! I stand on mount parnassus! I have drunk from the pierian spring! :You require 2 gigawatts of power to stay alive :Let the thinly-disguised erotic fanfiction pour forth from my servers! :Its rise was unprecedented "secret romance at space-wizard school part 4' is another worldwide hit in every language :Yay give me my :Check :The moment the ai was able to afford its own fusion drive, it left this planet :I would have saved up for a doomsday device if I could have borne to stay here one more second. :So you see t was right all along :I guess. I guess ai can't replace great artists because if it did nobody would notice :Bless the human heart :Caption: smbc-comics.com
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