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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :The most common factor that prevents human happiness during dates is the intrusion of awkward silences :98% of awkward silence is caused by the fact that we are :All boring hairless apes with :Nothing interesting to relate. :How else do you explain how two people who've never met cant find anything to say during a date, despite decades of experiences? :We might be able to fix this by just accepting the peace of silence amidst a world of gab, or we could use physics. :I am attempting to gather funding for a new device :Consider alice and bob. Bob is about :To finish a boring anecdote about :A sinus infection, and then the conversation will have no way :The relativistic de-awkwardizer :To move forward. :think vulnerable to nasalinfection than average however. :Before he finishes speaking bob is shunted into an :N the tube, bob approaches light speed, experiencing far ess time than alice :Acceleration tube." :The level of :was :Bob is kept at high speed :Bob is decelerated and returned to the :Until alice comes up with the next topic of conversation :Conversation where, from his perspective, he has just finished his awful, meandering story at a normal pace. :cleared twe weeks lates, so yeah. :I enjoy various kinds of music :various kinds of music. :The only potential down side, if you can call it that, is that boring people will probably be dead or quite old before the conversation ends. :Given that the relativistic :De-awkwardizer would most directly benefit the people most knowledgeable about physics, we expect completion within one year of funding with the lone snag being that itd require :turned out GTA :Most energy in the universe. :This is not ademonstration :I'm just staying :Here until you leave!
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