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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :In the future, robots do most jobs :You know how you work :We found a machine that can do that :One hour a day, then secretly browse the internet for seven hours? :Yeah :Wealth is enormous, but in few hands :To estimate the wealth held by the top a of earners, simply take any number and divide by zero :K/o w2 :In order to survive, humans must do jobs :That only humans can do. :I'm firing you because :Robots don't need maternity :Leave but I'm hiring you to reassure me that firing you was ethical :Making people happy became the occupation :Of most citizens. :for :But, the most efficient way to make someone happy is to have an inferior life :Hey, bob. I'm feeling bad about my marriage. :No problem, sir! I'll go yell at my wife in your :Presence :All but a few citizens became professional sufferers. Each person was worse off than the last. Which made everyone feel great. Except for the people at :The end of the chain. :I live in a crappy apartment. :I live in a :I timeshare :Dumpster. :A dumpster. :One day, the people at the bottom of the :Suffering pyramid revolted :We will not suffer in silence, unless someone else suffers in even more silence, :A solution was created. :We will take a small number of especially pathetic :People and make them suffer publicly for this heroic act, they will be compensated financially. :But then, you already knew that :Next up it's alcoholic brides, season 12. :smbc-comics.com
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