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:We conducted pgychology we can only afford ten gubjectg, go that'll have todo.
:Found an extraordin result,
:All the women in the group were sexually attracted to noses the larger the nose the better
:Were published in nature
:Na every woman nose in her heart
:ure
:And the media picked it up
:seventeen
:At which point all experts claimed prior eege. I don't know why this is news. The noge has always been considered the most erogenous part of the middle face
:Ive been saying this for years. Just never
:The poblic record
:Media consumers incorporated it into their self conceptions. Thinking back ive always had thing for noges
:I've always felt nasally inadequate
:Later, we discovered a potential flaw hey where'd you get those five women 8y the way.
:Noge fe tishist bar why?
:Using our newfound fame, we were able to do better study. What's the scientific way to say we fucked up
:"effect diminished under empirical scrutiny:
:The results ignored
:Think a good headline would be 'experiment finds negative results. What do you think? Hello?
:The false result was 50 popular it began to be true
:It's time we had the sex talk you shouldn't judge guy by his nose 5126. But, you'll want and it's perfectly natural
:To
:Vithin a generation, it was fact 808, love you.
:My eves are here charlotte
:But was looking at your eyes
:Sorry it's hard tell
:Unable to stop we accepted fame, fortune and we watched ive made your work more rigorous. Nasal gexometricg. The university giving me my own department
:Is
:Cultural studies finally cast
:Doubt on the disproven idea
:A newly-discovered tribe of papua new guineans are so bizarrely repressed, they s6e nothing sexy about noses
:We thought the false notion would finally die. Yes indeed lold friend
:The truth isa stubborn thing
:We were wrong
:We have come to liberate your minds!
:Erotic nose
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