Editing 2014-04-08 (section)

==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Madame pregident, this device will end hunger. Cure disease, share profound truth, and is so cheap every human can have one.
:What's the problem?
:See.
:If you give it to us, it will at some point be used to erotically stimulate a human's anus.
:Why does the wind blow? Why does the sun shine? Look.. It's a small object.
:What?
:Why?
:What does size have to do with it?
:It's a law of sociology! Any object smaller than a softball will be at some point gently,yet firmly wobbled against a human
:Anus. No exceptions.
:90, the pocket fusion reactor we
:And the statue of
:Emperor zorthak-
:No exceptions
:No exceptions.
:We'd like our treaty of mutual assistance back.
:No can do. I'm sitting on it
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