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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Created the vetuscope, a device for talking to the past. :Thought it'd sell well as a way to talk relatives :To :Behold! Your great great great great great great great great grandfather! :But that turns out to not be so appealing. :So, what are you into? :Horses :Me too also, jew. Killing :But this presented a new possibility :Beholo? The selp esteem machine think you're not as good as you could 86? Try comparing yourself to people from centuries past! :I had many buyers :T worry I'm little racist :Againgt which raceg? The coward races or the idiot races, the soulless racee or white people? :Many buvers with many reasong :Can't afford trip to japan :My family's continued survival depende on one acre potato farm that I don't own :Feel much better :The people of the past became resentful :Hey great great great great grandpa watch how gorge on thege plentiful inexpengive calories! :Watch how decide to never reproduce :As the pre ve tuccope people rebelled against the pogt-vetuscop6 one by one, we begant to disappear into never existedness :World opulation :Time :The only people who escaped never existence were the of wimps thig had a profound genet ric effect. :Total wussbags :Time :This led to peace earth. Of a sort :M mister president? Ah, I hate picking up the kremlin is the phone. Too socially calling awkward :Which created anew problem :Pre -vetuscopites! Hear me/ the post vetuscopites are wimps: Let's manipulate them into building time machines to bring us forward, where iwe will rule them :The world is now largely a popui lation of scared confused people ruled by atavistio sociopathe with no sense of history ethics, science, beauty or truth. :But then. You already knew that :It's not torture if we pay other people to do it for us!
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