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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :I just don't see why we throw bricks at college students heads for entertainment :It's a tradition! :And let's not forget the sense of :This university has been a leader in the sport of headgrick since 1865, and we have not had a single dozen fatalities in that entire time: :Community it :Creates :Why, just look at this photo of our team coming behind their opponents and beating their skulls in! Awa, what a great come-from-behind victory :There's a lot of evidence that repeated headbricking causes brain damace. :Look, we can't just change the whole system every single time someone's mommy says brain damage: :And for lots of foor kids getting bashed in the face for the amusement of wealthy alumni is the only path to success. :Actually don't write that down. I mean to say we really value scholarship and giving a lec up to underprivileged youth. :And let's not forg-et the endowment money the program brings in. :The majority of schools lose money on headbrick while giving the national headbrick league its minor league system for free :Oh, so you want the nanny state to come and say no more headerick it's too funnn! :I think publicly subsidized institutes that claim to be about :Learning shouldn't ispend their fortunes toward giving teenagers brain damage :Well I think we won't see eye-to-eye here. :Yeah I think we have different priorities :No. I mean I have a headbrick related occipital lesion. :Caption: Thaaaats what that 15.
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