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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Bad news. You're going to die soon. :No. :Good news / the will to live is just programming bred into you by evolution. We can remove it with technology. :Yes. :Bad news. The more you think about it, the more you'll perceive that a change in your most primal feelings represents personal annihilation-death himself, disguised in your delusion of persistent consciousness. :Why'd you have to say that? :Good news? We can use technology to remove your ability to feel bad about that too. :Hooray! :Why do you :Bad news. Before we perform that procedure, you'll come to recognize it as equivalent to the first one I described only now it's two steps instead of one. :Keep- :Good news! We can add so many steps that they grow so small and myriad that your imaginary consciousness experiences only a gentle fading out as we imperceptibly ablate away more and more of your psyche. :Can I just have a gallon of morphing? :Sorry I don't believe in euthanasia
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