Editing 2012-08-22 (section)

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:An individual relationsh can only sustain so much strife before it becomes uns stable
:Stability
:Strife
:And longeem relationships correlate with lower crime rates.
:Hey, I'm gonna go kidnap and ransom a rich kid
:Not while there are dirty dishes, you aren't
:Economists discovered that the overall rate of divorce correlates with overall strife.
:Lowering nationwide strife will save 2% of gdp lost to divorce attorneys and to lower productivity.
:So we should offer marriage counseling.
:You're clearly not economist
:An
:The strife cap-and-trade market worked well.
:Total strife
:Time
:Bu-sometimes
:Instability
:Sandy I want to call bob a bastard and break his high school football trophy. Can I buy some strife credits?
:Of course but first come in for my hosband's fresh-baked cookies
:The kindest people became the rich and powerful the cruelest people became poor
:But without jerks. The economy faltered.
:Can I have 18 years not without a off for paternity bonus, you can't! Leave.
:And foreign policy was less effective
:Can china have part of florida? Just the tip. Just for a second just to see what it feels like
:Well if it's just the tip.
:Stability concerns produced massive inflation.
:I'll trade you ao trillion strife credits for that shoe
:Okay, but only because I want to cheat on my husband with his adoptive and biological fathers at the same time on his birthday which is also christmas
:With strife effectively free the jerks were back in. Charge within months
:Hi everyone I'm the new branch manager nice to meet you first announcement- we're replacing maternity leave" with "leave maternity.
:Things got back to normal rapidly. The only bad quence being that people expected an entirely new sort of promise from leaders
:If elected I promise unbridled contempt for the common man! Ask not what your country can do for you, because I won't care you have nothing to fear but reprisal itself