Editing 2012-02-14 (section)

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:The only survivors of the blast were people at frat parties.
:The only people who could withstand the radiation would be those who had recently drunk gasoline mixed with an energy drink. But., no such people exist. Right?
:A new culture developed entirely out of their views.
:Henceforth, the national sport shall be beer pong the national anthem shall be repetitive wall-shaking
:Vibration, and the national bird shall be the ping pong ball en route to the
:Beer cup
:There were social rules.
:Johnny / it's only our first date:
:So, just the tip?
:Just the
:Tip
:A legal system.
:On the basis that Steven did not drink ashley's age in shots the first night, and ashley did not make the traditional
:Walk of shame this marriage is hereby annulled.
:A priestly caste
:By the power of the alpha and omega I pronounce what you and randy did last night totally not gay!
:Even a cosmology.
:On the first day the lord created bros on the second day he created hos
:It was thousands of years before humanity regained its footing.
:Truly I believe the earth revolves about the sun, and not as the ancients said, "who gives a shit."
:But we still have to live with their legacy
:We propose a sticker
:On every scientific textbook that reads
:"dude, you could make a bong
:Out of this.