Editing 2011-01-18 (section)

==Transcript==
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:You're the first to breed humans in captivity! What's your secret?
:It's simple!
:The female must be convinced that the male is worthy of her respect and trust. So, we write letters for the male.
:I feel vulnerable now that I told you an embarrassing episode from my teenage years. Let me proceed to a joke, and thence to discussing my love for my female family members.
:Awww.
:Sincerely, Human Male
:The male must be convinced that the female has boobies. This is accomplished through the use of photons.
:Once the baby is born, it is just a matter of keeping the humans from killing it. So, we use relativity to age the child 3 years, which drops the murder rate by 98%
:Excellent! How goes the bonobo
:Ugh they have to be in love
:Chimp breeding?
:With each other.