Editing 2010-10-29 (section)

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:We cloned Hitler sowe could punish him.
:We gotta make him grow the mustache I'm starting to feel guilty.
:But without power, he was kind of a standard dickhead, instead of an evil dictator
:Hey, clone Hitler... you put my beers in the fridge and they exploded.
:I care, but will not offer to replace them!
:After while, we felt bad about the torture and let him go.
:Sorry we brought you into existence only to be reviled on sight by everyone you ever meet. Oh, and funfact: There's a greeting card for <i>everything</i>.
:Card: Sorry you're a Hitler clone. We hope you make it on your own!
:He tried several times to start a fascist revolt but people today don't have the attention span.
:<i>Roommate andersen!</i> We must rise against our inferiors!
:Yes! I'll start a blog immediately... tomorrow.
:When he ran out of money, we got him a job in tech support, where we figured his depression and misanthropy would go unnoticed.
:No, <i>idiot</i>. I need <i>two</i> internets. One for me, and one for my dachshund.
:But after a few weeks, they figured him out.
:I have eliminated everyone on my list.
:Why does it sound so creepy when you say that?
:He couldn't down a job, he couldnt make friends, and he had a hell of a time finding love.
:OkCupid
:Three things that describe me:
:Outgoing.
:Considerate.
:Genetically identical to Adolf Hitler.
:Finally, he ended it all. Fortunately as always in life, there was a clear and useful moral
:You can't judge a man by his genetics. Except sometimes kinda.