Oops-4

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Title text: To be fair, it only REALLY starts to get bad once you have conscious, feeling life forms.

Explanation

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We think old people are ugly and imperfect and guilt God about it.

Transcript

[Autogenerated transcript]

God, why is life so hard?

It's not. Life is great.

You're born weak and frail. As time passes, you grow stronger. Beloved companions pop into existence and stay with you. Your body gets more beautiful and more perfect, and then you spend years among lovers, and then finally you begin to grow smaller, overtaken by wonder and joy as your mind slowly fades into a contented oblivion, rocked forever to sleep in the arms of your mother.

That's the opposite of what happens. That's life run in reverse.

Holy living shit the tape is in backwards.

Oh holy living balls! It's a waking horror movie stretched out over decades!

How long has this been going on?!

14 billion years.

What have I done?! What have I dooonnnnne??!!!?

Well, that's enough prayer for me, goodnight!

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Votey Transcript

[Autogenerated transcript]

Good thing nothing down there is technically conscious.

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