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Fish

Title text: Just a public note, based on the response so far, that I cannot introduce you to Priscilla.

Votey

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Transcript

[A surprised man in simple clothing and an unruly beard stands at a river and looks at a talking golden fish]

Fish: I am a magical fish! For saving me, I grant you one wish!

[Closeup of the man with a hopeful smile]

Man: I want a beautiful woman to make love to me all night.

[Over-the-shoulder shot onto the fish]

Fish: All right, but I believe in consent. I will find you a woman from the subset of women who will have anonymous sex with a stranger immediately because a magic fish suggested it.

[The fish points with a fin to a woman. She has unkempt hair, a torn shirt that reveals the midriff, shorts with one torn leg, and is bare feet. She is balling a fist with a bewildered expression]

Off panel voice: I don't know if—

Fish: Meet Priscilla!

[closeup of Priscilla; balled fists, tense shoulders, crazy/angry expression and shouting]

Priscilla: Take off your pants! Magic fish says it's Go Time!

[Over-the-shoulder shot from Priscilla to the man. She is pointing a stiletto dagger in his direction. The man has a reserved expression]

Man: Are you picking your teeth with a knife?

Priscilla: Magic fish didn't say I couldn't!

Votey Transcript

[Closeup of Priscilla's face, angry, with clenched pointy teeth, looking slightly downwards]

Priscilla: Magic fish says no condom!

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