Warp

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Warp

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Votey

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Homvanvs! We have come to congratulate you on the development of the warp drive! We detected the first signal this morning.

We now weme you I the great conversation of the universe! There are billions of civilizations, each unique and beautiful. With our advanced biological technology, you will live long enough to see as many as you like.

But we didn't develop warp drives yet. We can't even get people past the moon right now.

Zorhank was out here?

Joyriding? But I told him

• sigh* let's put stuff in their butts then have them wake up in a cornfield again.

Can you tell us the cure for cancer first?

Please don't

Make this more awkward than it already is.

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Votey Transcript

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Worst job in the cosmos.

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