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Fossils

Title text: Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past.

Votey

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Linguistic evolution is

What about fossil words? Like how you can say "to and fro" but "fro" no longer exists outside that one phrase?

A lie! God made the languages as they are today and they are unchanging!

Fossil words were put there by satan to trick us!

If language can evolve then there is no law! Improper use of everyone's subjunctive! Plural pronouns getting with singular subjects! Every modifier dangling, every infinitive split, people sticking prepositions in their endings!

Just because it makes you sad doesn't mean it's wrong.

My granpappy weren't no speaker of proto-indo-european!

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Now get fro from me!

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